-“Hi, I need to rent a disco ball?”
“Alright let me see if it’s available. Lets see…( while humming The Entertainer) let’s see here…palm trees, palm trees, moon bounce…fake rocks…ah ha! Mirror balls! Yes! Horray! We have mirror balls! How many do you want?!”
I’m really starting to rethink my career choices after talking to the balloon counter this afternoon.