Dear secrets confessionals,
I’ve decided to post a list of things that may or may not have happened within the past week.
Some are true, some are untrue. It will be up to you to decide.
Here we go.
Complete this sentence:
Tayler ________________.
- was told “You look exactly like your sister…just thicker!”
- received an email that, in all seriousness, said “I am in the Post Office. It smells and people are making mouth noises, it reminds me of you.”
- had one of those “trench coat & lingerie” moments.
- didn’t want to do the dishes so instead threw them all away.
- wrote a song using only tap-dance accompaniment.
- is 29 days away from becoming a vagabond.
- ate a veggie corn dog, a freezer burned egg roll, and 6 Oreos for dinner.
- used “My Great-Grandfather was a Serbian gypsy.” as a pick up line.
- has x-ray vision and the ability of flight but is too embarrassed to use them.
This was a trick question.
All statements are true.
Love,
Tayler
