Dear Mom and Natalia,
I have finished your required summer reading.
And with much skepticism, I did learn a few things like:
- I need to learn how to cook a mean fried chicken.
- I need to tell a man about all my illegitimate children and baby daddies BEFORE I sleep with him.
- I have to stop taking out my own trash.
- Steve Harvey still has a very healthy sex life after 50.
But above all, I think I realized that I identified more with the MEN, than I did with the women.
Are there any books called “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Lady?” Maybe by Cedric the Entertainer? I think I need to learn how to think more like a lady.
I found all of my ‘Amens,’ ‘Hallelujahs,’ and ‘Tru Dats’ were being directed at all the man descriptions.
There were actually a few MEN that I wanted to hand this book over to. Does that mean I date lady men?!
Oh god, I’m moving to the country and finding a beer-drinking, truck driving, lumberjack.
But thanks for the recommendation, girls. I get to pick the next book.
Maybe something from the boys of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour next?! I hear Larry The Cable Guy has great insights on break-ups!
Love,
Tayler
